Memories

When my sister and her husband (Brittany and Jay) stayed over at our place the other month we got to talking and laughing over a book Don and I have. This is no ordinary text might I mind you. It is a Journal that we created back we we got married that is composed mostly of various feelings and captured quotes. When we are in need of a good laugh we just whip out that journal and start dialogging. It does not have near as much as it should have in it, mainly to it being placed in the shelf ...out of sight, out of mind. Now I keep it on the kitchen counter where full attention can be given at any moment. I thought ya'll might enjoy just a couple of things written in there:

"Don just walked in and said there is something on his shirt and not to lick it..."

"Do cats pee?" -Don

Don: "I had pudding last night"
Ash: "What type?"
Don: "Oreo."
Ash: "Where did you get the Oreo one?"
Don: I snuck it into the cart when we were at Wal-Mart. It was hard, I had to hide it under the other food for you wouldn't see it."

"It smells like the Rainforest after a monkey pooped in it" -Ashley
(commenting about the laundry after being sleep deprived)

(Opera Singing Voice) "A little chocolate chip has deceived me! Aaaa Litttttle Choccccolate Chippp Has deceived Meeeeeeeeee! -Don
(overheard Don singing after eating chocolate cake and getting some on his white shirt)